You haven’t experienced awkward until a group of people sing happy birthday to you

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'I Don't Know What I Did But It Worked' — A thrilling story about my academic life

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spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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celebrities that get more shit than they should:

  • lady gaga
  • lady gaga
  • lady gaga
  • lady gaga
  • lady gaga

celebrities that don’t get enough shit:

  • justin bieber
  • nash grier
  • justin bieber

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I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

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@ladygaga: #IceBucketChallenge #ALS #SharePainShowCompassion I nominate Adele, Michael Rapino, Vincent Herbert, and Arthur Fogel 

Donate to The ALS Association here to show your support!

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excuse you, that limestone was not a cube. a cube is the exact same measurements in length, width, and height.

sorry captain geography

you never know!

The nicest people I’ve ever met were covered in tattoos and piercings and the most judgemental people I’ve ever met are the ones that go to church every Sunday.
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